Severe Weather in the Plains

November 24, 2011

USA Weather has issued a TURKEY WARNING for the ENTIRE COUNTRY

Thanksgiving:  Expect large amounts of turkey to be fed to people across the country.  Ample amounts of stuffing and mashed potatoes likely, with sweet potatoes and yams also coming in.  Expect cranberries and gravy to move in as well.  Most turkey between 2 PM and 7 PM.  Look out for expanding belt lines.  Also be prepared for lots of football.

Friday:  Large amounts of turkey still likely, with plenty of leftovers.  Mashed potatoes move in around lunchtime, staying until dinner.

Over the weekend:  Ample leftovers still likely.  Large amounts of football to be expected.

Monday:  Leftovers should be moving out by dinnertime Monday.  Belt lines at their largest.  Still a little bit of football to be expected.

Tuesday:  Leftover leftovers clearing away.

Have a happy and delicious Thanksgiving everyone!

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