Thanksgiving: Expect large amounts of turkey to be fed to people across the country. Ample amounts of stuffing and mashed potatoes likely, with sweet potatoes and yams also coming in. Expect cranberries and gravy to move in as well. Most turkey between 2 PM and 7 PM. Look out for expanding belt lines. Also be prepared for lots of football.
Friday: Large amounts of turkey still likely, with plenty of leftovers. Mashed potatoes move in around lunchtime, staying until dinner.
Over the weekend: Ample leftovers still likely. Large amounts of football to be expected.
Monday: Leftovers should be moving out by dinnertime Monday. Belt lines at their largest. Still a little bit of football to be expected.
Tuesday: Leftover leftovers clearing away.
Have a happy and delicious Thanksgiving everyone!
Showing posts with label wx funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label wx funny. Show all posts
November 24, 2011
August 01, 2011
Ooops...
I found this report for wind damage. The second number from the left is the wind speed. Notice how it says 350 mph. Wow. Stay tuned.
| 1827 | 350 | MEDINA | HENNEPIN | MN | 4503 | 9360 | HIGHWAY 55 AND 101 (MPX) |
July 20, 2011
Weather Funny
Well, last nights post about the up and coming winter forecast made me think, "I wonder what the Farmer's Almanac's winter forecast is?" First, let me educate you on the Farmer's Almanac. It is a book that provides information to farmers. One of the things they do is "forecast" the weather. Using Caleb Weatherbee (don't worry, it's just a pseudonym), their weather "expert," and a secret "formula," they forecast the weather and also provide long range forecasts. They forecast the weather by months in advance, and to the general observer, they're incredibly accurate. But, us meteorologists know that you can't accurately predict that far out. Here's how they present their forecast. Using regions, that have an average of about seven states, although one is made of 13 states, they choose a four day period and give their forecast. But here's a secret: Even I can look two years in advance, pick a seven state region, a four day period, give you a very generalized forecast, and have it come true. They also have a formula for long range forecasts, too. The fact that they use some 100 year old formula is more believable here, as they are usually way off, even when everybody else is predicting the forecast correctly. Anyway, cutting the chatter, here's the weather funny from their summer forecast:
Notice how they've forecasted "Very Wet" with "Nice Temps" for a region that has lately been baking, and been under the worst drought in recent memory. I have to think about this one... Stay tuned everybody!
Notice how they've forecasted "Very Wet" with "Nice Temps" for a region that has lately been baking, and been under the worst drought in recent memory. I have to think about this one... Stay tuned everybody!
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